you know what to do with that big fat butt
wiggle wiggle wiggle
did u know u can have a sleep over with ur friend without having a 200 second snapchat story????? :)
sounds like you werent invited to that sleepover..
What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:
Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?
have u ever fuckin heard of a double date
slowly approaching bear
the bears will be in eventually
Bear will arrive sooner than thought.
BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS
BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR
BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE
WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR